Q: So, how fast is this thing?
A: Buckle up. We're talking Autobahn-shredding velocity. 0-60 mph in the blink of an eye (like, faster than you can say "quattro").
Q: Does it guzzle gas like a frat party?
A: Not the worst, but it ain't a Prius. Think of it as an investment in neck-snapping acceleration and envious stares.
Q: Is it all about speed, or is there any practicality?
A: Surprise! You can fit your whole crew (and maybe some groceries) in this bad boy. Think of it as a spaceship with room for cargo.
Q: Should I be worried about repairs costing more than my house?
A: Let's just say a full tank and a couple of wrenches might not be enough for everything. But hey, owning a legend comes at a price.
Q: Is this the ultimate "show off" car?
A. Totally depends. The subtle (but aggressive) design lets you blend in... if you want to. The neck-breaking performance? Not so subtle.